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Post by nori on Nov 29, 2004 20:47:42 GMT -5
please quote the randomness that would be slsk and the anime board in paticular.
as per usual no rules apply other than POST!!!!!
for example the other night this happend
[Urbal T] Gluestick - Act of anal sex or 'doggy style' where the male pulls out before ejaculation. He proceeds to ejaculate on the back of the receiver. When the receving party turns around to look at what is happening, the ejacualting member punches the receiving party out. The passed out party is rolled onto his/her back and left. Upon regaining consciousness, the party's back will be stuck to the floor (usually a rug).
[Lucky Lunar] done that before
[Lucky Lunar] i did it to kage twice
[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch] It`s true
[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch] You bastard
[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch] I can`t wash it off either
[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch] I can`t reach
[Lucky Lunar] the first time he got stuck to the rug, the second time he got stuck to his dog
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Nov 29, 2004 21:01:15 GMT -5
[: ] squishy poop : () ill clens you up my but cheaks and rip you cock of
That is by far one of the funniest things I`ve ever read ;D
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Post by nori on Nov 29, 2004 21:52:11 GMT -5
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] AnG!!!!
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] XD
[Ancient Goddess] What!!!
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] WHERE ARE MY PANTIES!!!!?!1
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Post by Makku on Nov 30, 2004 16:27:14 GMT -5
[duzhang2] dye your pubes
[MaladyMortality] ,,,,they arte already multi colored
[MaladyMortality] ;/
[MaladyMortality] like...orange blue......pink......red
[Ratatosk] huh...?
[MaladyMortality] ...?
[MaladyMortality] why
[MaladyMortality] it looks nifty
[MaladyMortality] XD
[Ratatosk] dyed pubes only look good on girls
[Makkura_Tsuyagoto] Yeah.
[Makkura_Tsuyagoto] And only if very well trimmed, and bright blue. XD
* Ratatosk drools
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Post by nori on Dec 1, 2004 17:36:17 GMT -5
this would be quite long so i am just putting the actions....
and it all started from some random lotr crap.
* XxViciousxX glomps drago again
* blackmagevivi kicks vicious and brings drago an umbrella
* blackmagevivi puts a shield on drago
* XxViciousxX gets kicked...
* XxViciousxX cries...
* drago_sanguinante has ashield and a brella
* XxViciousxX bites Vivi's ankles!
* drago_sanguinante brings SP into shield
* blackmagevivi kicks vicious in the balls and beats him up
* blackmagevivi uses tent on vicious
* drago_sanguinante brings both women into shield
* blackmagevivi refules
* blackmagevivi refuses
* XxViciousxX punches Vivi and pulls her hair.
* XxViciousxX punches Vivi
* XxViciousxX punches drago****
* drago_sanguinante bleeds
* blackmagevivi puches vicious's breasts and pulls her head off
* Arctander licks dragos blood
* blackmagevivi kicks vicious in the face and punches her breasts
* XxViciousxX pulls Vivi's arm off and beats her with it.
* blackmagevivi kicks vicious in the girl thingy
* nori stabbs vivi in the ovaries with a really sharp pencil
* drago_sanguinante looks in arbitrary die-rections
* XxViciousxX acquires head and staples to neck.
* blackmagevivi rips of drago's clothing
* drago_sanguinante runs away
* XxViciousxX brushes off shoulders and punches drago.
* XxViciousxX trips drago.
* blackmagevivi pins drago to the floor and pulls his clothes off
* nori burns dragos trousers
* Arctander cuts drago
* blackmagevivi rapes vicious as she pins him to the ground
* XxViciousxX sits on drago and tickles him.
* nori pisses into his mouth
* blackmagevivi continues to rape drago
* drago_sanguinante cant run
* XxViciousxX sits on drago while Vivi rapes drago....
* XxViciousxX farts on drago's nose.
* nori pushes his toes into dragos eyes
* drago_sanguinante suffocates
* blackmagevivi licks drago all over and gives him a bj
* blackmagevivi puts on s & m clothes on drago
* XxViciousxX bites drago.
* XxViciousxX ....
* XxViciousxX bites drago again.
* blackmagevivi hangs drago from the ceiling and smacks his ass with a whip
* XxViciousxX bites drago's nipples.
* drago_sanguinante bites hers
* blackmagevivi licks drago's other nipple
* nori gives drago a piss enema
* drago_sanguinante dies
* blackmagevivi tickles drago's feet
* XxViciousxX shrugs at Rata... it was just something to validate her point.
* blackmagevivi does more hentaish things with her boobs and drago
* XxViciousxX twists drago's nipples.
* blackmagevivi puts drago's penis between her breasts
* drago_sanguinante is having fun...........
* blackmagevivi smacks drago's ass
* drago_sanguinante and in pain
* drago_sanguinante is confizzled nigga's
* blackmagevivi puts a scarf in drago's mouth for saying the "n"word
* XxViciousxX wonders if Vivi is acting out some strang fantasy on drago.
* blackmagevivi smacks drago
* nori puts an uninflated life raft in dragos anal cavity and pulls the string
* drago_sanguinante tries to remember safety word
* blackmagevivi smacks drago
* blackmagevivi continues to whip drago's ass
* blackmagevivi gets drago down from the ceiling and ties him to the bed
* blackmagevivi pours chocolate syrup on drago and licks it off his nipples
* drago_sanguinante it burns
........
thats sum fucked up shite right there
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Post by Sephiroth Kaizen on Dec 1, 2004 17:42:24 GMT -5
LMFAO, thanks Nori!! Good times all around!!!!!
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Ratatosk
Knight
He who bites with fury/--/
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Post by Ratatosk on Dec 1, 2004 17:56:42 GMT -5
[Arctander] RATA IS MY LITTLE VIKING MYTHOLOGICAL HUSSY SLUT SQUIRREL BUTT [Arctander] AND HE HAS AN ADORABLE FLUFFY TAIL AND IS VERY NIMBLE AND NO MATTER HOW QUICKLY HE RUSHES UP THE TRUNK OF MY NORWEGIAN WOOD HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO KEEP A FORM OF GRACE AND BEAUTY OVER HIM [Arctander] Rata <3 [Arctander] VICIOUS [Arctander] BOW DOWN TO NORWEGIAN WOOD [XxViciousxX] NOOOOO * XxViciousxX bites Norwegian wood.... [Ratatosk] YES * XxViciousxX is a biter... not a lover. [Arctander] ENJOY THE SAVIOURY FEEL OF A HELLISH TREETRUNK PIERCING YOUR INNINGS AS YOU ARE PAINFULLY IMPALED IN THE GRUESOMEST OF WAYS [Ratatosk] FUNNIEST SHITE EVAR [Arctander] AND NO LUBE!!!!! * Ratatosk combusts from laughter * Ratatosk lights arc's wood on fire  * Ratatosk INFLAMMABLE SKEET ALERT [Arctander] COMBUSTABLE CUM [Arctander] OMG [Ratatosk]  [Arctander] KATON! [Ratatosk] JES [Arctander] FIERY CUM NO JUTSU!! [Ratatosk] XD [Urbal T] AbraCadaver- Act of going to a morgue and removing a female body from a locker. One person opens his/her mouth over the vaginal opening while another person takes a running leap onto the deceased's chest. The party with his/her mouth over the orifice consumes everything that is shot into it. |
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Dec 2, 2004 1:18:21 GMT -5
[(CR) Neotype] my cock is this big <------->
[(CR) Neotype] earth is this big <-->
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] But I'm afraid I'll play with myself.
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Post by animascura on Dec 2, 2004 2:43:02 GMT -5
* Kouga consumes concrete and makes a hole and watches brumnayan and his soul get sucked to the depths of hell and the gates close
* brumnayan is rejected from hell
[ben__kalith] where are the womens at ?
[Arctander] MM YOU JUST DID YOURSELF A SLUT
idk, just felt like posting here. After my above orgy debacle, i felt this was the best i could get o.o
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Post by nori on Dec 2, 2004 16:59:21 GMT -5
[GoGoCactusMan] Put your clothes back on, Vicious!!!!
[XxViciousxX] WTF ARE THEY DOING OFF?!
* XxViciousxX looks down.... eyes bug out!!!
[Shinigami-sama] you underestimated nori
* XxViciousxX runs behind a towel and gets some clothes on.
.....INDEED NEVAR UNDERESTIMARMITE
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Post by Sephiroth Kaizen on Dec 2, 2004 17:02:11 GMT -5
[glow=blue,4,300]Kage, wtf you know you changed that statement!!! I never said I'd play with myself and you know it!
Original statement:
[GoGoCactusMan] "It takes a man very comfortable with his heterosexulality to have sex with another man"
And....
[RamboNyf][GoGoCactusMan] "It takes a man very comfortable with his homosexulality to have sex with another man." quoted by: Me
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] LMAO
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] I've heard that before too.
[GoGoCactusMan] there it goes
[GoGoCactusMan] down the hall
[GoGoCactusMan] now you have no ass
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] What goes down the hall?
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] Oh, HAHA
[GoGoCactusMan] poor you
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] BITCH
[GoGoCactusMan] XP
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] Excuse me while I go slap GoGo.
[Ratatosk] I don't get it.
[GoGoCactusMan] I love SK
[GoGoCactusMan] hfkwesdhfjkers
[GoGoCactusMan] aekisdfgjasdfl;
[GoGoCactusMan] dfjidgftg
[GoGoCactusMan] \
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] lktyghfghfgjfghjfghjf
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] jhgv
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] n
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] BITCH!!!
[GoGoCactusMan] hahaha!
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] .....
[GoGoCactusMan] ouch!
[GoGoCactusMan] >_<
[Sephiroth_Kaizen] XD
And my last one:
[Ratatosk] QUICK ROBIN
[Ratatosk] TO THE PEDOMOBILE
[Ratatosk] WHERE CAN HAVE LURID BUTTSECKS[/glow]
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Post by Makku on Dec 2, 2004 21:26:01 GMT -5
[XxViciousxX] You can't just say, "Let's have an orgy."
[Miroku-sama] Yes.
[XxViciousxX] It just... happens....
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Sephiroth Kaizen on Dec 2, 2004 21:30:27 GMT -5
[glow=blue,4,300]
MAKKU I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
[Drago_sanguinante] [XxViciousxX] [NarutoTehDemonFox] [XxViciousxX] [NarutoTehDemonFox] [Miroku-sama] Somebody touch me[/glow]
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Post by Makku on Dec 2, 2004 21:50:45 GMT -5
You can't kill me!...why? I dunno. But please don't. ;_;
Speaking of killing. I just finished up an uber-badass rendition of Death. Anyone care to see?
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Post by animascura on Dec 3, 2004 1:43:36 GMT -5
i cant believe this isnt here already. [ kraken] AM TO WET PANT OF LOL it speaks for itself |
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