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Post by nori on Dec 14, 2005 10:27:19 GMT -5
well ladies and gentle strokers, i was having a very silly convo with my g/f/ last night about what NOT to say while in teh throws of sexual extacy....
ill get teh ball rolling
"your better than with your sister"
"damn these crabs are itchy"
"................MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"your mums quite hot"
"can you pass me the remote for my video camera?"
so hit me with your best
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Dec 14, 2005 11:38:00 GMT -5
"ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!"
"Whoops!!!"
"Dave was right."
"They`re probably starting the game now..."
"I just vomited in my mouth a bit"
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Post by godsrighthand on Dec 15, 2005 19:36:53 GMT -5
"Umm... can we turn the lights off before we have sex this time?"
"Cmon, whats love have to do with anal sex?"
"Does this mean I have to use anal lube on you?
"Daddies pamperd little princess I swear did he teach you how to have sex because your real uptight"
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Post by Yaoi Girl on Dec 15, 2005 23:56:15 GMT -5
...ok, the peanut butter jelly time one killed me a bit.
Here's what I got:
"Wait a minute....what's THAT!?"
"I charge by the minute..."
"Honey, I think now would be a good time to tell you....I have VD."
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Maelstrom
Holy Knight
But pirates need to sing!
Posts: 101
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Post by Maelstrom on Dec 16, 2005 8:15:38 GMT -5
"Oh shit, i forgot to tell you, I have HIV :/"
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Dec 19, 2005 9:12:27 GMT -5
"It smells funny..."
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Post by nori on Dec 19, 2005 17:38:44 GMT -5
"is that meant to be THAT hairy?"
"let me take my false teeth out"
"..............i remember when i used to have a penis"
"can you finish quicker, trl's on soon"
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Dec 22, 2005 17:10:56 GMT -5
"My ex used to do that too!"
"My uncle does that too!"
"OK, ok, lets wrap it up chief"
"Gah! I`ll do it myself!"
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Post by godsrighthand on Jan 23, 2006 1:51:38 GMT -5
I am a muslim will you be my third wife?
I am allowed 7 wives according to my unshakable religious beliefs.
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Jan 29, 2006 16:41:52 GMT -5
"I farted.... sorry.... ....urgh, god, that stinks!"
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Post by godsrighthand on Feb 2, 2006 19:36:21 GMT -5
I promised my gay lover he could join us tonight as a threesome, I let him into the living to undress before I went into the bedroom.
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Feb 3, 2006 0:00:03 GMT -5
"Ahhh, the benefits of being a twin"
;D
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Post by nori on Feb 3, 2006 6:11:07 GMT -5
this reminds me of that time where i pissed off a roof onto my dog...
mmnn smells crunchy...
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Post by nori on May 2, 2006 15:46:47 GMT -5
"have you got a webblog?"
"im known in all the tightest webrings"
"i once manually masturbated animals for artifical insemination"
"wanna see my gang bang world record attempt video?"
"i havent washed my hands since i was playing with that bag of fish entrails earlier"
"what do you thinks worse, goatse or tubgurl?"
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Post by animascura on May 4, 2006 23:43:05 GMT -5
"Hahahaha....seriously tho, lets switch so i can see the game on the TV"
"Next time i'll just come home drunk. If i don't enjoy it more at least i'll forget it."
"was there always a hole in this?"
"Nono, just go one back to sleep honey, i won't be long"
"Well, according to Dr. Phil..."
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