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Post by Ancient Goddess on Jan 5, 2006 23:12:27 GMT -5
Yeah...I took this idea from....somewhere. It's been so long, I don't even remember where.
But yeah...Thought it'd be fun to start a list of what you can't do in real life that you're able to do in video games. Just to see people's creativity in motion. Think of it as an ultimate dummy guide for idiots who confuse the gaming world with the real world. If possible, continue the numbers from the previous post.
I'll start off with a few:
1.) You cannot reset your life with a button.
2.) Jumping off of a high cliff does NOT give you a few scrapes with your life intact.
3.) You cannot just walk away after taking multiple stab wounds or bullets in the head.
Next?
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Post by Sephiroth Kaizen on Jan 12, 2006 17:51:11 GMT -5
You can't kill someone, walk away and expect their body to have disappeared...
You can't walk into someone's house, dressed like an axe murderer, ransack someone's house and walk out without a second glance.
Next!!
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Jan 15, 2006 19:28:59 GMT -5
You can`t jump higher than your own height.
You can`t run forever. (Cause I`ll find you bitch!!!)
You can`t escape from the police and be forgotten about. (Cause they`ll find you bitch!!!)
You can`t shoot a red barrel and expect everybody within proximity to die by explosion.
Yoy can`t land a 1660 Nosegrab to Tailgrab to Late Indy McTwist. (Sorry guys!).
You can`t be Sonic. (Sorry guys!)
You can`t save.
You can`t operate any machine you come into contact with. (Don`t lie!)
You can`t smash other cars off the road without damage to your own vehicle, without slowing down or wrecking your vehicle completely.
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Post by Ancient Goddess on Jan 16, 2006 14:08:20 GMT -5
When in a real fight, your opponent will most likely not wait for you to rumage through your things for items to defeat them.
You cannot put your life on pause indefinitely.
You would most likely would lose friends, let alone your party members if you wore one set of clothing for more than 30 days.
There is no magic. None. Nope.
Using your 'Limit Breaks' are usually followed by a ride in a cop car and an extended stay in prison.
Plumetting off a cliff during a fight does not mean it's "Round Two". It means you're dead.
Contrary to popular belief, you cannot hide a 6-foot gunblade in your pants...all dirty jokes aside.
Simply reading a scroll would not make you a ninja master.
You are NOT James Bond.
Wild animals do not use magic attacks. They just eat you.
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Post by auraki on Jan 16, 2006 14:17:24 GMT -5
Ammo and health packs aren't just LYING around wherever you go.
In real life, Hit Points usually equals amount of blood still left in body.
Showing off your moves from DDR will most likely get you beat up in a club.
If you have a 'Super-Ultra-Miracle-Kick', if that's not your first attack, then you're a dumbass.
Level 100 means you've got one foot in the grave,
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Jan 16, 2006 16:21:29 GMT -5
Animals can`t talk. Neither can plants, fungi or inanimate objects.
I wouldn`t use mysterious potion found on the floor. Nor in a temple, and especially not a dungeon.
I probably wouldn`t eat meat, most usually found in the form of a drumstick, I found on the floor either.
You can`t morph or transform into a superior form! And neither can your car!
Good luck finding an 'easy mode'.
No one can fly of their own physical power. Except David Blaine.
As cool as Sam Fisher is, it`s impossible to walk infront of somebody in the dark and not be seen.
Food =/= health
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Post by Ancient Goddess on Jan 18, 2006 2:57:59 GMT -5
You cannot carry 99 potions, 99 ethers (etc. etc.) in your back pocket.
You do not simply 'receive' items and money from fallen enemies...in real life, it's called Clubbing and Mugging.
Gelling your hair into spikes and wearing ridiculous clothing does NOT make you a hero.
Every switch you find will not always open a hidden door.
Simply 'resting' for one night will most likely not fully heal critical wounds or death.
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Post by Sephiroth Kaizen on Jan 18, 2006 17:04:22 GMT -5
Excuse me, AnG, correction:
Gelling your hair into spikes and wearing ridiculous clothing does NOT make you a hero OR cool. -_-"
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Post by Ancient Goddess on Jan 18, 2006 17:56:13 GMT -5
Hehe...yeah. That too. ^^
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Jan 19, 2006 22:59:01 GMT -5
Reloading after every person you kill is a huge waste of time and effort. I`m pretty sure there is nobody out there trying to actually take over or blow up the world. And if they is, you, or you and your band of fellows, don`t have the power to stop them. Most fights aren`t best out of three. Mechs...  Why don`t we have Mechs yet? |
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Post by nori on Jan 23, 2006 9:59:28 GMT -5
talking to other people will not result in interesting quests and/or revealing secrets.
adding two metals, some screws, and other bits and bobs will not result in an advanced weapon allowing you to kick ass.
gurls arent eager to fall in love with you because you killed an evil hairy bloke.
you cannot throw balls at people expecting cute furry animals that chant there own name to pop out.
dont use the "magical herbs" the old hairy guy in the forest gave you, ....give them to me......
not all mushrooms you find are edible.
punching bricks will not make coins appear.
you cannot double jump.
carrying cards around with you, will not help you defeat encountered enemys. only make you look like a gambling addict.
after beating someone up, it is not best to dance around and pose, chanting " duhduhduhduhduh duh duh duhduh"(thinkff7)
throwing grenades under cars will not cause them to fly right up into teh sky (thats what C4 is for)
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Post by Ancient Goddess on Jan 23, 2006 12:30:38 GMT -5
Unless you're a fighter pilot irl, you cannot hop into a plane and shoot others out of the skies.
When walking through a forest or clearing, everything is not out to get you and you don't have to fight it.
Phoenix Downs can't save you.
You cannot have a pet dragon. (I'm talking to you, SK! ;D)
Oh my...that was priceless. ^^
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Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Jan 29, 2006 16:58:38 GMT -5
You cannot redo missions more than once, let alone 30+ for a gold medal/star/badge
your pet/tamed animal will never understand your jokes
You wish a sniper rifle were that easy to use!
You won`t find guns lying on the ground for your use and even if you do, your probably can`t go back to the spot you found your weapon and expect extra ammo.
Cars go fast. You`re likely to be hit by one if you try to carjack somebody behind the wheel.
Nobody can save the universe. Not even Jesus.
Waiting for your attacker to attack you before you respond is idiocy.
Falling over hurts. Falling over repeatedly results in severe head trauma and broken bones.
Forwards, back, up and down are not your only choices for direction of movement.
Shouting your attack before or during attacking is the most obvious and easily avoidable telegraph.
Revive? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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