Poetry Sucks

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

I`ve only ever read one poem that I REALLY liked. The rest that I`ve read are good, but they`ve never had me amazed like how a song might. Then there are billions of poems that just suck. I can`t rant, cause this is a poetry corner, so I`ll write a poem about it ;D

Poetry sucks, you silly fucks
I don`t have the patience,
To read it through, more times than two
To see if it makes sense

I'd rather watch the idiot box
or stare up at the ceiling
than listen to you hiss and boo
or hear about your feelings

In truth it`s rap that's where it's at
Poems are unappealing
Gimme a beat, I'll kick some street
No need to decypher meanings

Cause rap is clear, right in your ear
It's message to the point
I'd rather listen to rap than poems
when sparking up a joint

I'd rather play video games
Instead of reading crap
Poetry sucks, you silly fucks
In the end, that is that

;D

[auraki]

Maybe YOUR poetry sucks .

But in all honesty, rap IS poetry. I'm surprised you didn't realize that. It can contain rhyme, rhythm, and meaning, the same as poetry. If you just played some music behind a poetry reading, would you be satisfied?

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

Of course I realize that rap is a form of poetry. I just think rap is better. It`s like the renegade offspring. I refer to my rhymes as poetry sometimes, but where rap is poetry, poetry isn`t rap. That`s why poetry sucks. Cause it isn`t rap. I dunno... I don`t like the rhythm in most poems... and the decyphering the sombolic meaning... it`s not straightforward like rap is... Heh, my poem explains all. Oh, the juicy irony. Maybe it`s because my poem is the best poem ever written.

[GoGoCactusMan]

I HATE rap

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

You should die.

[Mori'Quessir]

GoGo can't die.. she has wings.. lol! And poetry is kewlll! No matter what form it is.

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

Ha ha ha, I`m such a genius ;D

[Makku]

Bravo, Juerelle-- nice. Loved it.

[Ancient Goddess]

It's very ironic, Kage, since I found that poem to be written quite well. The word arrangement and rhyming are both excellent.

And no, poetry doesn't suck. ;D

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

OMFG HA HA11!!!!! BEST POEM IN THE WORLD LOL!!!!!1

POETRY SUCKS LOL@!!!!!!!!