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Post by auraki on Mar 14, 2005 0:53:00 GMT -5
After all of my failed attempts to do a Round Robin, I have finally decided that no one cares. So, I came up with a similar idea that involves less work.
Rules: Type a maximum of 2 sentences to keep the story going. It can go anywhere and involve anything. Let's see how far and crazy people can get.
Beginning:
Bob was a reasonable man, but he just couldn't understand how he got himself into this situation. Here he was, in the middle of a moonlit field, surrounded by ninjas.
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Post by Makku on Mar 14, 2005 23:32:09 GMT -5
And these were no ordinary ninjas-- these were bukkakke ninjas, and here Bob was, without his handy-dandy plastic curtain.
As the ninjas raised thier hands high into the air in unison, he...
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Kurdt Cobain
Shadow
if i dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
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Post by Kurdt Cobain on Mar 15, 2005 16:53:26 GMT -5
...turned into COCKMONGLER and mongled them all to death. as he came back to consciousness he realized a fine layer of a white substance on his face...
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Post by Makku on Mar 15, 2005 18:23:13 GMT -5
As he wiped the white substance from his eyes and blew it from his nose, he looked up to see Skeletor standing with a devious smirk, his dongstaff in hand. Though Bob tried to run...
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Post by nori on Mar 17, 2005 1:12:06 GMT -5
he couldnt quite keep infront of the evil homosexuality that is skeletor. he came to a corner and darted round only to find ronald macdonald having a homo necro beastial bukkake rape party with pimpmaster mc bitchslap...
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Blab
Knight
/--/ gtfo./--/
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Post by Blab on Mar 17, 2005 8:25:29 GMT -5
but pimp bitch smelled that ronald had fucked 3 bears who lived in land of the foo' so he kicked the fucker so hard in teh nuts he passed out with his nipples 456 degree turned...
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Kurdt Cobain
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if i dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
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Post by Kurdt Cobain on Mar 17, 2005 19:18:16 GMT -5
when all of a sudden a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway appeared and sucked bob into a parallel dimension full of beans. as the beans tried to sweet-talk him into inserting them into his anus...
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eskimomm
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yo wassup g dogg?
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Post by eskimomm on Mar 21, 2005 4:30:53 GMT -5
~INTERMISSION~ Well folks, things don't look to good for our old fiend Bob now do they. But I think old lady 'Plot Twist' has somthing special up her pantyhose for our diligant readers.~INTERMISSION~
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Post by nori on Mar 26, 2005 22:17:30 GMT -5
as the beans continued there sweet talk bob looked for a escape route. to his dismay there was none so he filled his ass full of talking beans and shat them back out again once he realised they were trying to eat him from the inside out
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Blab
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/--/ gtfo./--/
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Post by Blab on Mar 27, 2005 6:52:36 GMT -5
he ran away and followed a path by the river, while running he noticed a little boy who was running next to him on the water but suddenly drowned.
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Post by Makku on Mar 30, 2005 0:41:56 GMT -5
And he couldn't help but take advantage of the situation, being the closeted homo-necro-pedophile he is.
(W00T 200th POST!)
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Post by nori on Mar 30, 2005 19:43:01 GMT -5
after dragging the body out of the water he proceeded to undress the young (dead) fellow to find........ HE HAD A PENIS!!!!!!
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Blab
Knight
/--/ gtfo./--/
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Post by Blab on Mar 31, 2005 4:05:39 GMT -5
*lets leave this one to the girls ^_^*
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Post by Sephiroth Kaizen on Apr 1, 2005 21:00:21 GMT -5
*sighs* Auraki just HAD to have her Round Robin game.
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Post by nori on Apr 2, 2005 11:18:13 GMT -5
your meant to join in, not make a comment stuuuupid ;D
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