Post by Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch on Jan 14, 2005 9:47:16 GMT -5
What`s your favorite Bond Movie? Which one sucks balls?
What`s your favorite Bond theme? Which one irritates you?
And who is the best Bond, James Bond?
I`m probably the only James Bond fan on this board, but hey. Whatever. I have a feeling Drago and Nori watch it... I don`t really have a favorite or one that I really dislike. I used to dislike On Her Majestys Secret Service because I watched the beginning and Bond slapped some lady. I thought it very un-bondlike of Mr. George Lazenby. Since he was a new Bond and off the bat sucky, I didn`t bother watching the rest that day. But recently I saw it all and it`s one of the best. One of the worst is Tomorrow Never Dies. The story is just stupid, even worse than Die Another Day.
I don`t know which bond theme I dislike because I don`t remember the crappy ones. My favorites are the main Bond theme (naturally), Goldfinger, A View to A Kill, Live and Let Die is pretty pimp too, The World is Not Enough, Tomorrow Never Dies. You`ve gotta love We Have All the Time in the World... I dunno if that`s it`s name, but it`s Louie Anderson. I like almost all of `em but You Only Live Twice reaps the highest praise from me though.
"You Only Live Twice or so it seems,
One life for yourself and one for your dreams.
You drift through the years and life seems tame,
Till one dream appears and love is its name.
And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone.
This dream is for you, so pay the price.
Make one dream come true, you only live twice.
And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone.
This dream is for you, so pay the price.
Make one dream come true, you only live twice."
(from James Bond 007 - You Only Live Twice, 1967)
I found out that the women who originally sings this also sang Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down).
My favorite Bond has to be Sean Connery. He just brings something that the others don`t. He`s very nonchalent about everything, yet at the same time very smart and quick witted. Like when he walks into a room... quick and calm glance around for any potential weapons and exits while seducing a bond girl on the bed by telling them he`ll kill their husband. That`s just Bond man ;D. He is the real Pimpmaster. Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore, Lazenby and Dalton all tie, although I`m not really a fan of Roger Moores campiness. It`s annoying, especially when you imagine Connery in the same senario pimpin` the shit out of everything. Pierce moves well in action scenes and shoots guns cool.
What`s your favorite Bond theme? Which one irritates you?
And who is the best Bond, James Bond?
I`m probably the only James Bond fan on this board, but hey. Whatever. I have a feeling Drago and Nori watch it... I don`t really have a favorite or one that I really dislike. I used to dislike On Her Majestys Secret Service because I watched the beginning and Bond slapped some lady. I thought it very un-bondlike of Mr. George Lazenby. Since he was a new Bond and off the bat sucky, I didn`t bother watching the rest that day. But recently I saw it all and it`s one of the best. One of the worst is Tomorrow Never Dies. The story is just stupid, even worse than Die Another Day.
I don`t know which bond theme I dislike because I don`t remember the crappy ones. My favorites are the main Bond theme (naturally), Goldfinger, A View to A Kill, Live and Let Die is pretty pimp too, The World is Not Enough, Tomorrow Never Dies. You`ve gotta love We Have All the Time in the World... I dunno if that`s it`s name, but it`s Louie Anderson. I like almost all of `em but You Only Live Twice reaps the highest praise from me though.
"You Only Live Twice or so it seems,
One life for yourself and one for your dreams.
You drift through the years and life seems tame,
Till one dream appears and love is its name.
And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone.
This dream is for you, so pay the price.
Make one dream come true, you only live twice.
And love is a stranger who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the stranger is gone.
This dream is for you, so pay the price.
Make one dream come true, you only live twice."
(from James Bond 007 - You Only Live Twice, 1967)
I found out that the women who originally sings this also sang Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down).
My favorite Bond has to be Sean Connery. He just brings something that the others don`t. He`s very nonchalent about everything, yet at the same time very smart and quick witted. Like when he walks into a room... quick and calm glance around for any potential weapons and exits while seducing a bond girl on the bed by telling them he`ll kill their husband. That`s just Bond man ;D. He is the real Pimpmaster. Pierce Brosnan, Roger Moore, Lazenby and Dalton all tie, although I`m not really a fan of Roger Moores campiness. It`s annoying, especially when you imagine Connery in the same senario pimpin` the shit out of everything. Pierce moves well in action scenes and shoots guns cool.