All the girls have PMS

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

All the girls on this board have PMS all the time. I feel like I`m in a feminist colony when the painters come in (because of my superior manliness I know how you guys`ll end up having it happen around the same time) and I didn`t do the dishes. I can`t rag on just the girls though. The guys in here are like the quiet 'yes dear' husbands who are scared of their wives. I swear I`m the only normal person on this entire board. ;D

You`re all probably fat too.

Ha ha ha, I`m just playing girls. This is indeed a flame thread ;D

... but you all probably are fat ;D

... and men are the best

[kraken]

[GoGoCactusMan]

You're probably right. We probably all have PMS. So why do you insist on hanging around? Go somewhere else.


h3h3h3, I love that award!!

[Mori'Quessir]

whoa buddy.. Who says we're fat. What if we're all gorgeaus super models and u just messed up any chance. Way to go.. and we're all BEAUTIFUL.. thank u!
~Mori~

[auraki]

The time has come.

I summon the almighty Power of Bitch to reign righteousness and indignation upon your weak, pathetic soul! *thunder clashes*

Bow down, peon. A bitch of monolithic proportions is coming your way.

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

[nori]

poop...men win, women hawt. alls fair ;D

[Ancient Goddess]

... and men are the best

Ha. Women are better than men. Why? Read up.

There's no denying it. ;D

[darkoneofpower]

OBEY ME OR DIE FOUL CREATURE CALLED MAN!!!




As for the fat comment, I look forward to getting fat in my old age, it shows how healthy I eat. But as for now you will die for your comment! ::pulls out chainsaw:: You can run but in the end only death awaits you.

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

Saiya! What the hell is that crap?!?!?! I don`t even need to research a crappy list of crappy reasons why men are better than women, cause every man in the world knows why men are better than women. We`re born with this knowledge of superiority!

1. We don`t have to birth
2. We don`t have periods and so PMS (That should be three, but I`ll let it slide)
3. We`re stronger
4. We fight each other and violence is fun
5. We have penises that are easy to stimulate, and sex/masturbation is better
6. The penis penetrates, the vagina is penetrated. Aha, see, we win.
7. We can do anything and be cool and look cool doing it.
8. Men age better than women
9. Men don`t bitch all the time
10. Men don`t talk all the time
11. Men don`t count their carbs.
12. Men drive trucks and other manly powerful machines, women just dick around in their crappy Geo Metros buying flowers
13. Women are high maintainance, men just want sex.
14. Women cry about everything, men don`t give a shit, or we`re upset but take it in our stride and move on
15. Men are the best - we were dominant for god knows how long before that suffrage crap. You guys make the babies! Why didn`t you rule the world?

See, these were just off the top of my head, but really men being the best is quite clear. ;D

We win

I have to give it to ya though...

Women are hot and they do have multiple orgasms... but those are obviously just to please men and boost our egos ;D

Guys, don`t be ghey and object to this just to get a couple of brownie points. You`re not gonna get laid you pansies ;D

[Mori'Quessir]

Dude.. ur theory is already wrong.. I drive a HUGE F-250 with roll bars and a tool box, and the biggest gas engine possible .. and soon the blueish and silver flames will be on the hood down to the tire well..
So my girlish truck could run u over..lol.. Very nicely may i add.. lol!

[Ancient Goddess]

Pimpmaster said:

Saiya! What the hell is that crap?!?!?! I don`t even need to research a crappy list of crappy reasons why men are better than women, cause every man in the world knows why men are better than women. We`re born with this knowledge of superiority!

1. We don`t have to birth
2. We don`t have periods and so PMS (That should be three, but I`ll let it slide)
3. We`re stronger
4. We fight each other and violence is fun
5. We have penises that are easy to stimulate, and sex/masturbation is better
6. The penis penetrates, the vagina is penetrated. Aha, see, we win.
7. We can do anything and be cool and look cool doing it.
8. Men age better than women
9. Men don`t bitch all the time
10. Men don`t talk all the time
11. Men don`t count their carbs.
12. Men drive trucks and other manly powerful machines, women just dick around in their crappy Geo Metros buying flowers
13. Women are high maintainance, men just want sex.
14. Women cry about everything, men don`t give a shit, or we`re upset but take it in our stride and move on
15. Men are the best - we were dominant for god knows how long before that suffrage crap. You guys make the babies! Why didn`t you rule the world?

See, these were just off the top of my head, but really men being the best is quite clear. ;D

We win

I have to give it to ya though...

Women are hot and they do have multiple orgasms... but those are obviously just to please men and boost our egos ;D

Guys, don`t be ghey and object to this just to get a couple of brownie points. You`re not gonna get laid you pansies ;D

*cracks knuckles* Let's dissect this, shall we? ;D

1. We don`t have to birth

Yep, the human form of the gift of creating life is all ours. All you men can do is bitch about how you don't have to put up with the labor and pains. We women go through a lot, and men don't understand that. If we didn't rule, you wouldn't even be here on this earth. Face it, because of us, you exist. And for that, we rule. I'm sorry, but that's a fact.


2. We don`t have periods and so PMS (That should be three, but I`ll let it slide)

Oh boy....this one is overrated. Almost every guy bitches and moans about this. This is what happens in nature. It's not something we can control, so it shouldn't even count. Going through the pains of cramps and getting our emotions heightened makes us more tolerant to the men who have an apparently unlimited amount of arrogance (sound familiar? ;D j/k). Which brings me to #3....[/color]


3. We`re stronger

How is that? I know a large amount of guys whose asses I could whip any day. That's a stereotype, and that should be thrown out. A large percentage of you guys are complete wimps.


4. We fight each other and violence is fun

Please....we woman do the same thing. But we don't brag about it like guys do.


5. We have penises that are easy to stimulate, and sex/masturbation is better
6. The penis penetrates, the vagina is penetrated. Aha, see, we win.

You're not a woman, so how do you know that sex feels better being a man than being a woman? This makes no sense...


7. We can do anything and be cool and look cool doing it.

*cough* Irrelevent. Girls can do it too. Hell, anything I do I look cool doing it. So, that too, is not a valid reason.


8. Men age better than women

Women live longer.


9. Men don`t bitch all the time

...You're bitching about us having PMS, right? ;D


10. Men don`t talk all the time

HA. I know some men who never seem to shut up unless I tell them to. That's also irrelevent.


11. Men don`t count their carbs.

Actually, I don't know too many females who are on the carb diet. But a lot of males are on the Heart Attack *cough* Atkins Diet, so you males do something similar.


12. Men drive trucks and other manly powerful machines, women just dick around in their crappy Geo Metros buying flowers

Man, what Disney movie did you step out of? Women buying flowers? Where did you come up with that? I bet you also think we run in meadows all day long twirling like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.


13. Women are high maintainance, men just want sex.

I know I'm high maintainance, but there are plenty of guys out there that are the same. Women want sex too, but we don't go around shouting it or waving a flag. ;D


14. Women cry about everything, men don`t give a shit, or we`re upset but take it in our stride and move on

I cry only once a year, and that's only when I'm angry enough to punch my fist into a wall. Some women have different tolerance levels.

And besides, I've made a guy cry before. So you guys aren't exactly insensitive and indestructable as you claim.


15. Men are the best - we were dominant for god knows how long before that suffrage crap. You guys make the babies! Why didn`t you rule the world?

Soon, you men will see our master plan...and by that time, it'll be too late....We will own each and every one of you. It's only a matter of time.




We know we're hot, and even if God originally put us on this earth for male purposes, times have changed and we've become our own individuals. The fact still stands. Women are and will always be better than you men. ;D

[Sephiroth Kaizen]

[glow=blue,4,300]I must add another reason why women are better than men:

Men have an extremely hard time controlling their sexual urges and throw a bitchfit (much like PMS) whenever they don't get their way.
Besides, if there are men who are bitching about how they don't get ass, who's *really* in control here? [/glow]

[GoGoCactusMan]

Yeah, and guys usually smell bad, so they tend to load up on cologne to cover up their stench, but then they just reek of too much cologne. They should take some tips from girls, we perfected the art of perfume years ago!!

[KitsuneTsuki]

1. Hm, I think it should be noted that you're making men look bad with this statement. Exactly, Females bear offspring. Males, are essentially expendable. The ratio of male to female doesn't matter, because 1 male can do exactly the same thing as 100.

2. Ok I'll agree with you here. Bleeding for no goddamn reason every month completely sucks.

3. As for physically being weaker, the only reason women are physically so much weaker than men on a whole is because society tells them to be. Realistically, a top female athlete will never beat a top male athlete, but our bodies are built differently in order to compromise for being able to bear children.

4. Tragic woman is less moral than man. Meaning, if given the situation, a woman is likely to be more violent and less humane than a man. Women also have a higher pain tolerance than men, and naturally, are not as bothered by the sight of blood as men.

5 & 6. It's been well known even since the time of the greeks when men were thought of as completely superior to women, that women get more pleasure out of sex than men do. ...In fact there is a whole little story about this involving Hera and Zeus. Zeus thought women did, while Hera thought that men enjoyed it more. So they asked the prophet Tiresias who said that if pleasure of sex was constituted out of ten parts, the women felt nine parts and the men only one.

7. Yeah, I'm sure you don't look like a complete jackass if you're say, mowing the lawn in a pink tu-tu. Damn you are sooooo cool.

8. Women live longer than men, look it up. And if that isn't enough, a woman's sex drive increases with age, while a man's lowers.

9. Bullshit. Men just bitch about different things. A perfect example of this can be seen watching a group of men watch football. "What the fuck how could he not make that pass!?" <- Bitching.

10. Different people talk in different amounts. I don't quite understand this point.

11. I don't think most women do either. However, men desire to be physically fit just as much as women do. There's been studies on this, while a man may not say anything about it, they for the most part, feel the same way as a woman would.

12. I was always told men who obsess over big trucks and machinery were trying to compensate for something. This comment coming from men, I might add.

13 & 14. That's a matter of what society has shown them to be... Repressing ones feelings, adapting to be something you don't really want to. Not everyone is that way, but most adhere to it simply to fit in. Society says, men can't cry. I know, personally a few who do, and yes, they probably would be ashamed to admit it.

15 Aha, incorrect. Men were not always considered to be dominant in societies. In the Iroquois culture, women (The grandmother, most specifically.) were considered to be the head of the family.