WHY DO DUBS SUCK SO MUCH ASS?

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

I don`t really watch Adult Swim as much as I used to, but I saw Samurai Champloo was on, so I decided to give it a watch.

The subs lick balls mang. So disappointing. It`s like they use the same 10 people to dub all anime or something.

Jin sounded English (the little I bothered to hear). I know he`s meant to be reserved and smart and shit, but no.
Mugen says 'dude' and 'man'. I know he`s supposed to be wild or whatever, but no.
Fuu sounds ditzy and innocent, and if you know Fuu, you know she's a whiny smartass bitch. Well... maybe not so much that, but whatever she is, her voice doesn`t fit, whether you`ve seen the Japanese one or not. Why the fuck is her Japanese voice deeper than her super high American one? Doesn`t that seem a little ironic? This is no... just no.
The guards and shit (on the ep I saw) sound like dubbed anime guards. Just imagine it - yes, that`s what they sound like. No.
I know the Japanese too have their regional accents, and I`ve heard for example voices from the southern islands sound Texan, but it doesn`t work well when the voice plain sucks balls. They should just use the Japanese accents they have but speak English. I know it`s not impossible.

Maybe I`m not used to seeing both dubbed and subbed versions of shit, but it`s like they`ve changed the characters completely. It`s like they used the first voices they heard. The sound quality in general is poor too I noticed. I could hardly hear the words in the intro song. The only good thing is the art before and after commercials.

Anyway, my point is, I think I should lend my voice talents to new anime. I mean, shit, I could do something original, and even if they don`t want that, I could probably do every voice in the American anime universe if I tried.

Long rant, but it really is like my first time complaining about it.

I give these titties four thumbs down.

[Heuzel]

Kage, want my opinion on this? well, a : don't watch Adult Swim b: the reason the voices suck so bad = the persons who're supposed to do the voices have never seen the original imo, so they have no idea what they should sound c: AMERICANIZATION = SUCKS MAJOR ARSE

if you wanna see fairly good dubs, then you should go and watch older dubs, @ least they tried a little bit

[godsrighthand]

All the japanese cultural content has been removed with zero american culture added.
So it will lack both both depth and miss quite a bit of emotional impact. They fucking derail the authors emotions of the characters personality. I have never seen an anime dubbed well once I have compared it to to it's subbed form.

[Sephiroth Kaizen]

Dubs rape my ears and it makes me want to claw out my ears. I think the only dub I actually like is the Cowboy Bebop dub simply because that was the first way I heard it. And maybe the Escaflowne dubs... but otherwise, I don't like them.

Wait, Kage, did you mean subs or dubs? *thinks she's talking about the wrong thing now*

Oh, my opinion on dubs... they suck not only because they seem to pick the same 10 people do the voices, but it's the same companies that pick up the licenses and pick the same 10 people. -_-"

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

Ummm... yah, dubs ;D

[Sephiroth Kaizen]

Good job, Kage. Good job.

[Pimpmaster McSlap-Bitch]

Suck my fart.

[Sephiroth Kaizen]

That's disgusting, and besides, I don't know where your dirty ass has been or what you eat.