AIM should automatically block random idiots...

[Ancient Goddess]

It should...really. Recently, I've been having morons IM me. Random people. I suppose I should be beating myself since I put my screename on various sites, but I never think too much of it until I get random retards contacting me.

Yesterday, a boy IMed me to ask me if I would use my credit card (I don't have one, never claimed to have one, but I suppose it didn't matter to him) to buy him some stupid item for $25 (all my friends that I talked to yesterday know what I'm talking about). I thought I said no nicely enough, but he was persistant. He IMed me later, about a couple hours after I told him no:

(I'm KFStar001)

Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: HEY
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: oops caps
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: brb
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: back
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: u there?
KFStar001: yeah
KFStar001: hi
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: sooo whats ur answer
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: yes huh
KFStar001: lol
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: follow me as i lead though the darkness ill sacrafice just enouf spark to mosh though the mosh
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: can u get mail in ur room doorm thingy
KFStar001: yeah
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: so then i can send u the money
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: if u say yes
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: oh
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: will ya plzzzz
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: k fine dont answer me
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: l0l
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: what r u doin
KFStar001: lol...I have like 6 IMs open
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: OHHH
KFStar001: I'm trying to talk to everyone
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: guess how many i got open
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: guess
KFStar001: um...
KFStar001: one or two
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: guess
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: cant guess to
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: two*
KFStar001: I can't guess 2?
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: no u cant guess 2 #s
KFStar001: ah
KFStar001: 2 then
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: NOPE.......its 1 and thats u
KFStar001: ah...lol...I wasn't too far off.
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: i have no friends thats y
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif:
KFStar001: aww...I'm sure that's not the case...
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: it is
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: so answer plz whats it ganna be
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: *all eyes r on u*
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: i can send money to u
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: exit some ims and i dont mean mine
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: HELLO!!!!
KFStar001: hang on a sec...
KFStar001: I can't exit out of them because they are my friends
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: ur talkin to smart like
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: ur talkin like spanish to me l0l
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: i want a gs so bad
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: u there
KFStar001: yeah
Sn0wI30ard3r4lif: buy me it plz ill pay u back and u even said ud do it if i payed u back

...Needless to say, he's on block now.

Then I got this 'happy' little IM this morning from someone that is in the MMORPG I play. It cracked me up, I'm sure you'll find some humor in it as well:

Killa6000: FUCK U!
KFStar001: um...okay...hello?
Killa6000: U BITCH!
KFStar001: yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Killa6000: Y U PK ME?!
KFStar001: pk?
Killa6000: on Wos.
KFStar001: Wos...Well of Souls?
Killa6000: ya bitch.
KFStar001: I don't usually pk people. You probably are yelling at the wrong person.
Killa6000: r u Laz?
KFStar001: Laz?
Killa6000: the fucker wo pk me wuz Laz
KFStar001: I have a character named Lazarith, if that's what you're implying.
Killa6000: YA. U PK me.
KFStar001: wait...I did pk someone...are you KiraKaru?
Killa6000: YA. and u pk me, u bitch
KFStar001: lol...yeah, I pked you, but you started it first
Killa6000: i didnt start anything!
KFStar001: yeah, you did you attacked me, and you're angry at me for beating the crap out of you?
KFStar001: that doesn't make any sense.
Killa6000: wat. you didnt bet crap of me.
KFStar001: then why are you angry at me?
KFStar001: no...why are you angry at a GAME no less?
Killa6000: shut up bitch
KFStar001: please...your insults are laughable...what are you, 10 yrs old?
KFStar001: I'm putting you on block.
KFStar001: IM me when you can form some better insults
KFStar001: or learn the English language.

So yeah. I should write up a petition and send it to aol and have them automatically block people who waste people's time with their stupidity. It would save me a lot of trouble, but then, where would I get my entertainment? ;D

Anyway, do you ever get random IMs from people who talk about nothing in particular? Or do you get strangers who try to get money from you or 'attempt' *cough* to cuss you out? You don't have to include the actual convos...I saved my IMs, since I like to look back on them and laugh. Makes me feel smarter than I already am.

[DigitalFire]

Don't use AIM and it won't be a problem

I don't use it so it's not a problem for me

[Sephiroth Kaizen]

[glow=blue,4,300]LMAO, I'm so tempted to post MY convo with that chick who tried to threaten my life... in fact... I think I will.[/glow]

[Grimoire]

I had one weird one with this chick named SheeshyClaws or something. Completely annoying.

On a side not, yeah, Ive gotten a few 'interesting' IMs. Mostly from EyeballChat, but we wont get back into that. I had one IM asking if I was a vampyre, another asking if I was single. I kid you not, that was the opening line..."Are you single?"

If that was any of you, not funny. I think next time Ill keep my AIM and send it your way.

P.s. No lids, your a weird Kid.

[Ancient Goddess]

Kain said:

I had one weird one with this chick named SheeshyClaws or something. Completely annoying.

-_-

Alright then, Morg...and I'm no 'weird chick'.

Anyway, SK....which one are you talking about? That person who harassed you or the idiot that couldn't form a sentence without the use of the f-word?

Oh, and JP...your avatar + the caption cracked me up.